Posted 3 hours ago

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

Posted 3 hours ago

pushing daisies + tumblr

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Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!

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Posted 21 hours ago

It’s a Small World

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Posted 21 hours ago
mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

Posted 21 hours ago

It’s September 1st

starkids-tardis:

aparselmouthspatronous:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

headfullofpotter:

I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS

I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOL

I GOTTA GET MYSELF TO HOGWARTS

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOL

BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS

AND MAGICAL BEASTS

TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS

AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS

ITS ALL THAT I LOVE

AND IT’S ALL THAT I NEED

AT HOGWARTS HOGWARTS

Posted 2 days ago

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

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Posted 3 days ago

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Posted 3 days ago